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Explain This S*** T-Shirt

Explain This S*** T-Shirt

Regular price $39.95 USD
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Seriously… what happened here? This skull clearly didn't get the memo about normal proportions. Inspired by the famously strange elongated skulls found at archaeological sites around the world, this design is for anyone who's ever looked at ancient history and thought, “Okay… somebody needs to explain this shit.” Scientists have documented intentional head shaping in numerous ancient cultures, but that doesn't make these skulls look any less wild. Ancient tradition? Status symbol? Beauty standard? Something else entirely? Whatever your theory, you have to admit they make one hell of a conversation starter. Perfect for history nerds, archaeology fans, conspiracy lovers, mystery hunters, and professional rabbit-hole explorers. We brought the skull. You bring the theory. 😂 The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), True Blood Group and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 10316 Hillcrest Rd Kansas City, MO, 64134 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 29 ½
M 20 30 ½
L 22 31 ½
XL 24 32 ½
2XL 26 33 ½
3XL 28 34 ½
4XL 30 35 ½
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  • 5 stars: 10 (91%)
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Ian Fitzgerald

Pretty solid shirt, already washed it and its still a pretty solid shirt! 10

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Cameron Ellis

Great, it fits me very well and looks elegant!

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Wesley Thornton

I love the quality and it doesn't get hot!!

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Justin Ramsey

Simply sensational. My friends loved it

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Carlos M

Very happy and made an order of 2 more shirts as very happy.

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Alejandro Navarro

The quality of the shirt is amazing and fits true to size.

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Keneth Cole

The quality is good and good print. just make sure you are choosing the right size, i like the way it fits

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Mickey Smith

Dude, i love this thing, ive been doing so much research now!

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Devin

This is now the coolest shirt in my collection

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Adam L

Nice, nice

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Cameron

This shirt is awesome!!!